I uhh forgot

Aug 31

l4tul4s-4n1m3-boobs:

hotelmatt:

I CNANT STOP LAUGHIGN AT THHS GIF BECUAUSE OF THE PERSON CHANGING NATIONALITIES IN THE BAKCKGROUND

ONE TIME I RAN SO FAST I TURNED BLACK

l4tul4s-4n1m3-boobs:

hotelmatt:

I CNANT STOP LAUGHIGN AT THHS GIF BECUAUSE OF THE PERSON CHANGING NATIONALITIES IN THE BAKCKGROUND

ONE TIME I RAN SO FAST I TURNED BLACK

Aug 31

kbghoul:

GUYS I MET BILLY MAYS

Aug 31
jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age

jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age

Aug 31

cataradical:

i will return for the child within one month

this is your warning

Aug 31
today-isawindingroad:

mvtk42:



monkeysaysficus:

hey, whatcha doing? are these the internets? can I internet too?



This seems familiar…


THIS
GUY’S
FREAKING

DOG

IS

RUINING

MY

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEE

today-isawindingroad:

mvtk42:

monkeysaysficus:

hey, whatcha doing? are these the internets? can I internet too?

This seems familiar…

THIS

GUY’S


FREAKING

DOG

IS

RUINING

MY

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEE

Aug 31

castorochiaro:

Guardians of the Galaxy was such a fantastic movie!”

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"There were a lot of issues with GotG that should be addressed and Marvel should work on improving with future movies."

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Aug 31

quote Eating pussy is 30% basic skill and 70% paying the fuck attention.

Aug 31
troyestouch:

slay

troyestouch:

slay

Aug 31

quote What’s the old cleric proverb? Smite now, Sermon later?

— Chaotic Neutral God speaking to a PC Cleric. (via outofcontextdnd)
Aug 31

yuki-menoko:

When a Pokemart doesn’t have the strongest potions

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Aug 31
Aug 31

mulodyne:

kids0ftheblackhole:

good

a headline from my perfect world

Aug 31

mr-gerbear:

lady-johnlock:

lemon-the-epic:

OH COME ON

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW

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I scrolled past this but I audibly whispered “NO…” to nobody in particular so here we are. Damn it.

Aug 31
pelicancity:

lemons-up-your-ass:

ridersxonxthexstorm:

mysterylnc:

9gag:

I just made what I believe to be the most perfect pancake I’ve ever made in my life.

2000+ people are very happy for you

Suncake


Reblogging for the fREAKING SUNCAKE.

pelicancity:

lemons-up-your-ass:

ridersxonxthexstorm:

mysterylnc:

9gag:

I just made what I believe to be the most perfect pancake I’ve ever made in my life.

2000+ people are very happy for you

Suncake

image

Reblogging for the fREAKING SUNCAKE.

Aug 30

viviku:

gothfabio:

ricktimus:

Probably my favorite thing about Bob’s Burgers is that they don’t do that thing where the characters try to one-up each other with an endless barrage of jokes? No, the characters react like actual people instead. They actually laugh or chuckle when somebody says something actually funny and/or weird. They stop mid-sentence. They do double-takes. And it all feels so very natural, because that is exactly what common people do. And that is such a refreshing change of pace, when you consider the fact that the norm in these things is to have jokes relentlessly thrown at you at break-necking speed.

also the comedy doesn’t rely on the parents hating and berating eachother idk i love that

it shows how you don’t need to be offensive to be funny

general banter is the best way to write dialogue