I uhh forgot

Oct 21
Oct 21

A royal boy wants to buy a sword

outofcontextdnd:

DM: Does anyone speak Infernal?
Our Human wizard: Oh, I do.
The sword: GIVE ME THE BOY.
Our human wizard: I recommend that sword.

Oct 21

angelophile:

skalja:

lumos5001:

most underrated Doctor

His face.


Always reblog.

Love, love, love Nine.

Oct 21
Oct 21

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

Oct 21

zachafalse:

elderdi0medes:

”The size of your clenched fist is approximately the same size as your heart.”

So remember kids. Semes don’t just have yaoi hands; They’ve got yaoi hearts as well. 

IM CRYING

Oct 21
Oct 21
Oct 21

pleatedjeans:

someone please go frisbee with this guy.

Oct 20

Passive aggressive Witch

baltharus:

I don’t curse people, I bless everyone around them.

Oct 20
laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

Oct 20

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

image

THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

Oct 20

quote Okay, guys, here’s the plan. We already have these corpses…"
“Gotta love any plan that begins with that step.

— Our party, coming up with a plan (via outofcontextdnd)
Oct 20
squish-muffin69:

Maybe if I move slowly he won’t see me

squish-muffin69:

Maybe if I move slowly he won’t see me

Oct 20

xpsychohogx:

coffeeandcockatiels:

pensacosi:

How to make comics

My first vine

If only.

LMAO SHADIA