I uhh forgot

Apr 18

teaseitgav:

this is my favourite fucking thing

Apr 18
Apr 18

shinyjiggly:

bluekraken:

iraffiruse:

Machine Porn

coolest gif set ever

99% perfectly looping photo Gifs :D

Apr 18
dogscan:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

dogscan:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

Apr 18
seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…
then this shit.

seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…

then this shit.

Apr 18
nerdy-trans-girl:

Okay guys lets get this stuff unpacked.  Karen’s stuff…Some supplies…Karen…

nerdy-trans-girl:

Okay guys lets get this stuff unpacked.  
Karen’s stuff…Some supplies…Karen…

Apr 18

beyondjustus:

fuckyeahkaleighrae:

bear-me-watson:

pleatedjeans:

Disney is a Magical Place (30 Pics)

Can I be Sally?? PLEASE OMFG

the deadmau5 photo tho ha ha ha

Apr 18

onlylolgifs:

An unusual pet

Apr 18
tf2memes:

I swear to god this happened.  Guy looked right at me for a good five seconds before wandering off.  Didn’t want to kill him either.  Was fascinating watching someone who literally did not know how spies worked.
[submitted by meteoritepony]

tf2memes:

I swear to god this happened.  Guy looked right at me for a good five seconds before wandering off.  Didn’t want to kill him either.  Was fascinating watching someone who literally did not know how spies worked.

[submitted by meteoritepony]

Apr 18

ami-angelwings:

nonexistentially:

*SHOTS FIRED*

A feminist just changed your crappy joke into a much better one.